January 20, 2009, 7:04 pm
Presidential Dog
1600 Pennsylvania Ave

Dear Presidential Dog,
We at Addiction Foods welcome you warmly in advance. America and the rest
of the world eagerly awaits your arrival. As the People’s Pup, your every move
will spark off a frenzy as dogs of all shapes and sizes, purebred and mixed,
pups and seniors, clamour to be like you. You represent hope, that anything is
possible. Indeed, there is already
so much talk about what breed you should be. Why then, is there nothing about
what you should eat?
We want to help you and your owners cut through the propaganda and be
discerning about your food. The shocking truth is that most commercial pet foods
are made up of slaughterhouse offal and grains unfit for human consumption.
Being attactively packaged and affordably-priced, they often lure unsuspecting
pet owners into believing that their pets' nutritional needs are met without
understanding more about the actual ingredients that make up the food. The
reality is that these foods contain by-products, fillers and chemical additives
that make food look and taste better while offering no nutritional value. As a
result, thousands of dogs and cats are plagued with skin and gastrointestinal
conditions caused by allergies to these harmful ingredients.
But you were born into a new era of increasing awareness about what
constitutes an ideal wholesome diet. A new era where people are beginning to
seek the best premium proteins and fresh vegetables, as close as possible to
what nature intended for their pets. A new era where quality pet foods struggled
to educate consumers in the past but are slowly winning. Armed with this
knowledge, may you bring about a revolution in pet diets and a change for better
pet food worldwide. Your bark can be that difference. Yes you can.
We invite you to try our foods and we hope that you’ll find our continual
campaign for better pet food standards a worthy cause.
Thank you. God bless America.
Yours truly,
Addiction Foods |